“Edmontonians is the latest pothole on that sad and dilapidated road to Can Lit Street. Steer clear—if you can avoid the damned bike lanes!”
- Josh DeRose, The Bonnie Doon Gazette
“Hayes puts the ‘dead’ in Deadmonton . . .”
- Raj Khurana, Calgary’s Views & News
“What had me biting my nails wasn’t the plot—what plot? It was the nagging suspicion John Candy may have been right about this pissant city . . .”
- Nathan Richards, The Strathcona Sentinel
“Hayes’s Edmontonians is on par with Johnstone’s poetry! Two infinitely sufficient reasons to rid the universe of this backwater planet and its tone-deaf bipeds . . . ”
- Fifth Quilor Numbledook, Minister of Galactic Heritage & Editor-In-Chief of The Beta Ophiuchi IV Bicentennial
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